Saturday, September 24, 2005
YET ANOTHER DANGEROUS FEMALE DRIVER ON THE ROADS
oops! that should b changed to "DANGEROUS PIG ON THE ROADS"
I believe that IF i ever pass my driving and get my license, BEWARE!!! Today's driving lesson was like ARH~~!!! **faint** Dunno what came over me, but today's lesson was like STRESS. As all would hear from me.. i would have said driving is fun... but today is like OMG! ok... pOrKy is gonna say I really can't multi-task! sad to say..
Below is just an account of a totally freaked-out-on-the-verge-of-heart-failure learner driver:
Date: 23 Sept 2005
Time: 1315
Venue: Eunos Area
Road Condition: Road Congestion, Multi-RoadWorks, Crazy people crossing the road
What Happened: pOrKy was on the roads. Everything went on smoothly. THEN..
1) cars started piling up(they all love pOrKy too much). pOrKy kept cool, approaches loads of roadworks at ubi area. OH NO! signals right, moves right, signals left, moves left. everything went on fine. THEN.. signals right, speeding van approaches.... **sweat** moves right, signals left, moves left. [NOTE: pOrKy would have collided with the van if pOrKy steps onto the accelerator at that time, which she did, then emergency BRAKE!!!! -_-''']
2) For the first time, pOrKy does right and left turns at the X-juction on a slope... pOrKy controlled the clutch well.. so the car didnt die off in the middle of the road. BUT turns into the wrong lane.. not once.. but TWICE!! one for right turn and one for left [NOTE: for the better of all mankind on the roads, pOrKy will go study her lane rules again.]
3) Traffic light seems to be playing tricks on pOrKy today. It will always turn amber when she's at the line... Hesitation. To go or not to.. no excuse.. BAD PIG!!
-_-'''
4) Due to rusty skills, pOrKy couldnt control the brakes properly. ok.. one word.. LAN! can't brake smoothly.. keep becoming emergency brake where the car jerks. LAN!!!
5) Parking sucked. couldn't guage the position of the car away from the lot. Couldn't guage whether it's parallel enough. JUDGEMENT SUCKED!
6) 3 point turn was good, but still not fast enough.
7) POOR coordination. Can't multi-task! Look at rear-mirror, 2 side mirror, blind spots, in front.. ARGH!!!!!! signal right, look at rear-mirror, right side mirror, check blind spot, move right, cancel signal, change gear, ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Slow at changing gear, STILL can't smoothly change to gear 2.. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!
OK.. shall not publicise MORE of the terrible driving.. I swear it's the worse I've ever done. Wasnt even that bad on the 1st lesson!!! must go jian tao..
Conclusion: Ended lesson safe and sound. No headlines about to be created on the papers. No one injured/died under my terrible skills/techniques. Imagine instructor to have a thumping heart, pulling his hair out, puke white foam, strangle me to death. Luckily none happened. **phew** Car returned cratchless~ the rear mirrors are still there.. haha...
Next lesson: Next Friday, 4pm. All drivers PLEASE evacuate roads at ubi and eunos. Contractors to give your workers a break for 2 hrs, remove all road blocks. Pedestrains please not enter the roads, if you must, please kindly use the pedestrain walkway. Thank You.
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Thanks to yyb for the song, it's on repeat mode now! :) SO NICE!
爱昧
爱昧让人受尽委屈 找不到相爱的证据
何时该前进 何时该放弃 连拥抱都没有勇气
只能陪你到这里 毕竟有些事不可以
超过了友情 还不到爱情 远方就要下雨的风景
到底该不该哭泣 想太多是我还是你 我很不服气 也开始怀疑
眼前的人 是不是同一个 真是的你
oops! that should b changed to "DANGEROUS PIG ON THE ROADS"
I believe that IF i ever pass my driving and get my license, BEWARE!!! Today's driving lesson was like ARH~~!!! **faint** Dunno what came over me, but today's lesson was like STRESS. As all would hear from me.. i would have said driving is fun... but today is like OMG! ok... pOrKy is gonna say I really can't multi-task! sad to say..
Below is just an account of a totally freaked-out-on-the-verge-of-heart-failure learner driver:
Date: 23 Sept 2005
Time: 1315
Venue: Eunos Area
Road Condition: Road Congestion, Multi-RoadWorks, Crazy people crossing the road
What Happened: pOrKy was on the roads. Everything went on smoothly. THEN..
1) cars started piling up(they all love pOrKy too much). pOrKy kept cool, approaches loads of roadworks at ubi area. OH NO! signals right, moves right, signals left, moves left. everything went on fine. THEN.. signals right, speeding van approaches.... **sweat** moves right, signals left, moves left. [NOTE: pOrKy would have collided with the van if pOrKy steps onto the accelerator at that time, which she did, then emergency BRAKE!!!! -_-''']
2) For the first time, pOrKy does right and left turns at the X-juction on a slope... pOrKy controlled the clutch well.. so the car didnt die off in the middle of the road. BUT turns into the wrong lane.. not once.. but TWICE!! one for right turn and one for left [NOTE: for the better of all mankind on the roads, pOrKy will go study her lane rules again.]
3) Traffic light seems to be playing tricks on pOrKy today. It will always turn amber when she's at the line... Hesitation. To go or not to.. no excuse.. BAD PIG!!
-_-'''
4) Due to rusty skills, pOrKy couldnt control the brakes properly. ok.. one word.. LAN! can't brake smoothly.. keep becoming emergency brake where the car jerks. LAN!!!
5) Parking sucked. couldn't guage the position of the car away from the lot. Couldn't guage whether it's parallel enough. JUDGEMENT SUCKED!
6) 3 point turn was good, but still not fast enough.
7) POOR coordination. Can't multi-task! Look at rear-mirror, 2 side mirror, blind spots, in front.. ARGH!!!!!! signal right, look at rear-mirror, right side mirror, check blind spot, move right, cancel signal, change gear, ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Slow at changing gear, STILL can't smoothly change to gear 2.. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!
OK.. shall not publicise MORE of the terrible driving.. I swear it's the worse I've ever done. Wasnt even that bad on the 1st lesson!!! must go jian tao..
Conclusion: Ended lesson safe and sound. No headlines about to be created on the papers. No one injured/died under my terrible skills/techniques. Imagine instructor to have a thumping heart, pulling his hair out, puke white foam, strangle me to death. Luckily none happened. **phew** Car returned cratchless~ the rear mirrors are still there.. haha...
Next lesson: Next Friday, 4pm. All drivers PLEASE evacuate roads at ubi and eunos. Contractors to give your workers a break for 2 hrs, remove all road blocks. Pedestrains please not enter the roads, if you must, please kindly use the pedestrain walkway. Thank You.
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Thanks to yyb for the song, it's on repeat mode now! :) SO NICE!
爱昧
爱昧让人受尽委屈 找不到相爱的证据
何时该前进 何时该放弃 连拥抱都没有勇气
只能陪你到这里 毕竟有些事不可以
超过了友情 还不到爱情 远方就要下雨的风景
到底该不该哭泣 想太多是我还是你 我很不服气 也开始怀疑
眼前的人 是不是同一个 真是的你
爱昧让人受尽委屈 找不到相爱的证据
何时该前进 何时该放弃 连拥抱都没有勇气
暧昧让人变得贪心 直到等待失去意义
无奈我和你 写不出结局 方遗憾的美丽 停在这里
暧昧让人变得贪心 直到等待失去意义
无奈我和你 写不出结局 方遗憾的美丽 停在这里
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Guess what I found at home??
hua lu sui
it's something like perfume(the china version)that's like SO cool!! smells like powder mixed in water.. but it's a clear solution though. Smells quite nice but irritating after some time. So you wont be smelling it on me of coz!!! haha! Didnt know such stuff still exists!!!! o_0
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It's been since after As, I opened an account on jobsdb and jobstreet(for the fun of it) and to search for some jobs during the holidays.. Surprisingly enough, a company just asked for my resume as fieldsales/telesales executive.. oh well.. only less than a mth left to work.. so i'm not gonna send in my resume.. the pay is pretty good, they are looking for full time perm staff. anyone interested, i would love send the details to you!
Mummy keeps asking me to go back to handphone shop... but it's way TOO boring there.. nah.. but come to think of it.. the pay is so good.. still got some connections in there.. shld ask right? hmm..
val dearie thinking of looking for a DFS job... actually i quite interested also.. val when u got any lobang tell me kaes? :) may be shld go try waitressing next holiday.. think it'll be quite fun!! :)anywayz wont have the chance to do it next time(at least i hope i wont have the chance to do it!!!)
aiya.. shall just enjoy my holidays with mindy dear.. hahah!! (not like she's spending much of her time with me lah!!!**angry**)
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FINALLY.. the super bored pOrKy has went scouting for online games and came across one of those "escape" games. Quite a number of people would have already played it before, but new ones came out recently! [NOTE: on your speakers]
Crimson Room
http://flash.qbol.net/pl;p/youxi/images/04042203.swf
Viridian Room
http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/viridian/index_e.php
Blue Chamber
http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/bluechamber/index_e.php
oinked on 9:40 AM
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